You can’t keep a good drink down
Sometimes you must be reminded by loss to appreciate what you have. Consider, for example, the tragic loss of liquor that afflicted us for 13 years. Makes the truancy of your Splunk bar staff seem like...
View ArticleEat your fruit
What is this? Do you know how hard we in the morale department work to keep you happy? Our fingers bleed; have you seen a callous this big before? Only on that black pit you call a soul. We paid good...
View ArticleTime goes by. More slowly.
Did you know the earth, in addition to warming, is slowing? We, the early Global Slowing movement, are raising awareness of this issue here at Splunk. So dire is the threat that time itself is being...
View ArticleBoss! Boss! De-Boost! De-Boost!
Ever had a girlfriend that just wouldn’t … leave? (or, for those that prefer boys, if you’ve known a Mission emo brat, you too know what I mean) Maybe it was a hookup. Maybe a friend of a friend. But...
View ArticleSplunking for a rogue exchange admin
Recently I was speaking with a customer who was concerned that one of the Windows admins was reading the email of regular users. Thought I’d share this tidbit as a simple example of the power of...
View ArticleGetting started with Splunk on Windows, a short subject documentary
Here in the Ivory Tower of Splunk, it’s easy to forget sometimes that people in the rest of the world are busy too. Despite our undying love for search software, there are plenty of people out there...
View ArticleEuro Splunkers awesome (as usual)
Getting out the office to see successful Splunk customers is always a pleasure, and the presentations and conversations at SplunkLive in London were especially a treat. One of the most striking things...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Having trouble finding Splunk for Free?
Although Splunk Free shipped with 4.0.5, we’re getting a bunch of questions to support asking “where’s the Free?” Turns out actually turning Splunk Trial into Free-as-in-Beer Splunk may not be as...
View ArticleClik here to view.
SSO : Splunk without the mess
Since 4.0, Splunk has found its way into all kinds of curious places – executive dashboards, high security datacenters, my mom’s laptop. While all that end user attention has been exciting and all, it...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Their ain’t no such thing as a Free lunch
Free users, were the tips driving you crazy? Yeah, they were a little content lite. We know, and we’re sorry. It’s no secret that we’re trying to grow the Splunk community. To do that, we’re...
View Article